Saturday, April 11, 2009

Blurry Photographs of Mythical Events


"Okay, now what's that supposed to be?" you are asking. It is PROOF, documented, incontrovertable, PROOF that Z-dog, my Spoiled one is perfectly capable of doing a box turn with all four feet on the box. He just chooses not to.
"Yeah, right," you say, "it's just some dude in a gorilla suit pretending to be sasquatch."
No, it's true, I tell you! Look closely, you can see his ear flying up and if you squint, you can kinda see. . .
"Somebody just stuck two pie plates together and tossed it up in the air and photographed it. It's probably grainy so that you can't see the tape and string."
NO! It's TRUE. It's REAL. He REALLY does it, at home.
"Yeah, right."
Well you try to aim a cell phone camera while juggling a dog, a tug, a very soggy tennis ball and besides, the light in the hallway has burned out and I haven't replaced the bulbs and cell phones take awful pictures and. . .
"Sure, whatever"
But, really. He really does it. at home, anyway. really.
Anyway, have a good Easter!

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